Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Hey, Curt Schilling has an opinon about Bonds. No, seriously, Schilling wants to share his thoughts.

In what comes as the most pointless news of the year, there's a lot of hubub about Curt Schilling's comments with regards to Barry Bonds.

Included in the World According to Schill:

"I mean, he admitted that he used steroids," Schilling said during weekly appearance on sports radio WEEI's "Dennis and Callahan" show. "I mean, there's no gray area. He admitted to cheating on his wife, cheating on his taxes, and cheating on the game, so I think the reaction around the league, the game, being what it is, in the case of what people think.

I guess it's somewhat important to note that Bonds has never A) admitted to knowingly using steroids, B) admitted to cheating on his wife, or C) admitted to cheating on his taxes, but if we know anything, it's that if Curt Schilling thinks its true, then it must be true.

I can't imagine what the grand jury in San Francisco is thinking. Something like, "Wait... he ADMITTED that shit?! Holy hell! Let's just skip the prosecution and send him to the slammer!"

I mean, I hated Curt "I am the best pitcher ever, just ask me" Schilling for some time, but this takes my hatred to another level. It's not that I think Bonds didn't do all that stuff, it's that Curt Schilling thinks that Curt Schilling's opinion is so important that Curt Schilling needs to share it.

Curt, I think I speak for most fans when I say, SHUT THE HELL UP!!! When Jose Canseco is saying that you have no legitimacy and that you are a hypocrite, you know you have issues (see the Canseco clip on the right of the link above).

For more thoughts on Bonds, check on this story at

Last night at the yard: Didn't see the game last night. Just saw the box score and noticed that Matt Cain got knocked around again by issuing 10 hits (8 of which on the first pitch). Also noticed that Todd Linden went 0 for 3 with 3 strikeouts. Meanwhile, Nate Schierholtz is hitting .350 in Fresno (and Stapes, you're right, I went overboard when I said Lewis and Ortmeier were "ready.")


OZ said...

This just goes to show how much people hate Bonds. This won't hurt Schilling at all, and it could possibly be the stupidest thing to be said regarding steroids and Barry Bonds to date.

Tom was awesome last night. Just incredible. He could be the next Tim Lincecum.

SonDog said...

UPDATE!!! Schilling apologized on his website. Apologized to the Red Sox, his fans, and Bonds personally. I'd link to it, but I hate him, so I won't.

stapes said...

Schilling has an unnatural hatred of Bonds. I don't know if it was all the tape measure shots he's hit off him or what but he can't deal with Bonds. I can't believe he said that about his wife and taxes. That is away from the field and has nothing to due with the steroid issue. In all seriousness, that totally crossed the line

DMo said...

Schilling is a cocksucker. He is the reason I was rooting against the sox against the yanks during their historic alcs win. His socks are just like his panties, a bloody stinky mess. He may not have done roids but he sure as hell knows many player in mlb have. To single out Bonds does make him a hypocrit. Wait a minute, am I backing Jose Canseco? Wholy shit I am! It just goes to show how shitty this whole thing is when the biggest cheese dick ever(his former wife I believe once used a small piece of cheese as a reference to his pecker)is the most reliable or at least believeable in this whole situation.

Ahhhh, future news:

Friday, June 15th: Shilling hits Bonds with 87mi/hr fastball. Bonds then charges mound.

Sunday, June 17th: Bonds reaches mound. He proceeds to kick Shillings ass, fuck his twitty blonde wife then clean up all the evidence with his unfiled tax documents.

the butler said...

Yeah, Schwilly's blog is gay, and he did get ripped apart throughout the "underground blogosphere". He probably wouldn't even have apologized if he hadn't been slammed for what he said.

SonDog said...

If Schilling were half a man, he would apologize to Bonds directly, not through his blog. Of course, this has directed a lot of traffic to his site. Bastard. BASTARD!!!